Author: keeg

Some cowraping beefteeth muther fucker…

So, some assfucking turd burger tried to steal my fucking truck last night. No shit. Tore the fucking steering column apart. Fucked up the ignition. Cut a bunch of fucking wires. And managed to get the truck around the corner and into the middle of 8th south before the steering column locked up. He nearly hit a fucking car. Thank god he didn’t or i’d be fixing that as well.
So yeah, I called, to get the ignition, I am looking at $200 to the dealer, and $50 to have it shipped from Korea or some such shit. And then, sense he cut the wires, instead of unplugging them, there’s a possibility that he shorted the ignition ‘something or other’ out, and also that ‘thingymagig’ both which are

Dealer: Kinda expensive
Me: How expensive
Dealer: Like 4 high priced hookers and a pound of your finest white dust expensive
Me: I would rather spend it on that
Dealer: Me too.

So, I am buying a new truck. Should get a call from the bank sometime tonight on whether or not I got the loan. They said it looked positive. And I think I found a good truck. V6, Toyota 4 Runner, 89, 2″ Body Lift, interior/exterior clean, high mileage $2995 asking price.
Hell, who knows, maybe the toothless redneck wetback that tried to steal my truck did a good thing, it’ll force me into a truck that I want.
Fuck.

~/Moose\~

My head looks like a tomato….

Yeah, so I’ve spent the last two days on top of a metal roof, in the sun. Being a redhead, yeah, my head looks like a tomato, and feels like a burnt tomato.

TV sucks. Nearly as much as me trying to learn perl. This fucking language is killing me. I will get it eventually however.

Updates:Fourms!! I got them working. Enjoy. And I changed my mind, if your not a member I don’t care, you can still be a member to the forums. That is if you don’t piss me off.

In Cali this week. However too fucking far from either the beach or tijuana to have any fun. Bullshit. I don’t really know why my boss sent me out here. He usually gives me 5 or 6 sites to fix. This week, 1.
————– update @ 11:10am —————————-
oh yeah, and I added some pics to the 365[dead link]

and some more to the Camera Phone Pix[dead link]

~/Moose\~

*yawn* I have a fucking sinus headache

Yeah, so I am in California this week. And I’ll probably have time to actually hit the beach. Which of course is hella cool. I’ll get some pictures. I don’t know if I’ll get to any updates this week or not, we’ll have to see how it works out.
Good News: I think I found a cheap maid for my place. Much more work will get done on my site if I don’t have to clean ;).

Soprano’s Update: This week was just twisted. Started out with a decent wacking. Which of course was entertaining, however it was invoked by Tony B’s wacking of that new york boy. I put my ear to the ground and I hear war coming. Then it moves over to Tony with his girly friend, which for the life of me I cannot find a picture of, which is really odd cuss she’s super hot. Yeah she ends up setting her own ass on fire. Like 2nd degree burns covering her entire top half. Fucks up that beautiful face a bit =). And then most of the rest of the episode was Tony dreaming. Fucking wild dream to. I am not going to even try to explain it. The best part of the dream however, Tony is bonnin’ Arite’s wife with Artie standin there cheering him on.

Now, I know my litte Sopranos update ain’t the best, and fuck you for saying so =), but if you must have a better update than what I have, you can get a full explanation of all episodes, from the original to current here

–Site Update–

  • Added Hex-Key Generator (good for WEP and other security Key’s) in the members section.
  • Added a Password Generator (Basically the same thing with different choices of characters) in the members section
  • Added a cheesy little Pop Quiz that cracks me up, in the members section
  • Added a coordinates script to this page (look bottom right and move yer mouse around)
  • Added a time script to the refresh on the members section, so that you know how long till keegchat updates ( look bottom right in /members)
  • Still trying to decide on which forums I want to use. I think I have a killer setup coming for the music section. Before it will be complete however, I am going to have to get my personal server up, and mat and I will have to get IP redirect working right. Cuss I can’t have you uploading and downloading mp3’s to mat’s ‘pay by the bandwidth’ server. And still looking into different calendars.

~/Moose\~

bit of an update to the site

As you can see, a few changes came about. I am going to have to create a section of my site dedicated to the different designs I came up with before I finalled out on the one above.

Whatta ya think anyway? Dig the clock? Get it and others here.[dead link]

Members section is getting a big update. COMING SOON.

Also, as you can see, I added a link to the pictures section from the main page here. This is to allow people like my mother and family to gain access to the pictures without having to ‘go through’ the members section. We all know how my extremely religious family would just love some of the things said or done in the members section. I may have to seperate the pictures that they would be interested in. (i.e. the pics of my kid) from the rest of the pics. If I do, I’ll link ya in the members section, don’t worry.

Forums are cumming. So is a section dedicated to music. I am learning css, which is pretty cool. I am still a bit confused by it. But I shall learn. The only time I really get is a couple hrs a night in the hotel, and sometimes a half hour here and there waiting for an electrician to show up.

So, I’ll have pictures, news, keegchat, forums, calendar, little links section, little music section, anything else you guys thing would be interesting to have on my site? I am terribly interested in knowing. let me know.

~/Moose\~

I want Tony Soprano’s life, or at least his women

DefCon is coming up. I am getting really excited for it. However, with this medical bill bullshit, I don’t know if I’ll have the money that I thought I would for it. A bit depressed about it. But I’ll make sure I got enough for the fun’s.
My raise finally kicked in.. sorta…
I want to buy Brandon’s laptop.. but I can’t afford it. Am I whining?
Soprano’s Update: Tony sends Crissy and the Cousin up to move some bodies. They got along great, making fun of Tony and everyone else, that was, until Tony showed up and then Tony & Tony turned on Crissy. Crissy’s panties got in a bunch and he left. Carmella (the wife) runs into her fling and tells him that she’s getting back with Tony, even though she’s not. I have no real idea why.
Tony beats the shit out of the bar dope again, like the third time in the series.. I cracked up laughin. The dude apparently ‘quit’ the bar.
And then there were two really awesome parts of the show, first… Tony: “They say revenge is like serving cold cuts”, therapist: “I believe the saying is ‘revenge is best served cold'”, Tony: “what’d I say?”
And the other, Tony’s psychotic sister started going to anger management, doing really well with it, starts to irritate Tony, so he purposely drives a knife (not literally) into her side just to get a reaction. And then he walks away smiling. Was funny as hell.
I just found out there’s only 3 episodes left. I’m kinda bummed about it. What am I going to center my life around now? ;-)
Oh and you dig my little clock? hehehehe… get it and more here.
~/Moose\~

I think its around 5:30 in the morning….

and I haven’t slept a wink yet. The neighbors two doors down have their music turned up so loud that it woke my boy up around three. Right about the time i thougth I would crash. So now he’s sleeping in my bed because you can’t hear it in there for whatever reason… and i am stuck to sleeping on the couch… yeah, that doesn’t work so well.

I would go complain, but i kinda feel that it would be a bit hypocritical…. considering all of the nights that I was part to keeping the neighbors up… i guess this is ‘paying my dues’.

I am changing colors around on my site… if you hadn’t already noticed…. we’ll see how it turns out.

~/Moose\~

Don’t Mess With Texas.

Have I ever told you that I love Texas? In fact, I think it’s become my all time favorite state. Taking the place of Nebraska. Chad kept defending Texas. I wouldn’t believe him. I kept trying to tell him why Texas wasn’t that nice. How it was not cool. But, I am finally convinced. And let me tell you why.
1. I love the fact that there are three temperatures in Texas. Miserably hot, miserably humid, and miserably hot and humid.
2. I realize that the federal government made the ridicules law. However, I love the fact that Texas perfected it. A seat belt ticket is not $50 (like Utah), not $75, hell not even $100, no, it’s an ass tearing $125.
3. I love the fact that 20 miles following the east border of the state is kind of pretty. Nice trees, lots of them, everything is green. How about the other 880 miles of the state? You’re lucky to find plant life. Just dirt, and oil pumps.
4. I love the fact that when your running out of gas, you can’t stop at a gas station without getting flashbacks of the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or that Chevy Chase movie, with the scary rednecks.
5. I love the originality of the people in Texas. Every fifth car does not have a “Don’t Mess With Texas” sticker in their window.
6. I love the Alamo. Ever been to the Alamo? For those of you who have, you know what I am talking about. I made better forts for my G.I. Joe’s when I was 8.
7. I love the “Big as Texas” slogans on everything. Its not the biggest state, not even close. Its second. And check the map, it fits over twice in Alaska. Don’t give me that crap about “Continental United States”. I can say, “It should have stayed part of the Continental Mexican Republic”.
8. And the last thing that I just love about Texas, the fact that the people here can look past all of these wonderful things I have just pointed out. And be belligerent, ignorant, and blind to the fact that Texas isn’t the greatest state ever. Ask any one of them, they’ll defend it to the death.
Am I ‘Messin’ with Texas”? Oh no.
Fuck Texas, fuck Texas in its hairy, deformed from in-breeding, “big as Texas” ass.
Now, Chad, before you write me a naaaasty email about this, understand that this is all in good fun, and that I am not attacking you. Just everything you believe, and love. ;-)

~/Moose\~

I diiiig my new photo album.

So, Updates are going to get less frequent out here in the ‘commoners’ area. For you loosers that aren’t members, yeah, you shouldn’t expect to hear from me more than ooohh once a week.

Actual Updates: The new photo album (accessible only through members section) is hella fucking cool. Makes my life so easy. And for those of you that are members, notice that when your zoomed in all the way to the pic, yeah, you get to add comments. Feel free to say whatever the fuck you want.

You should all realize by now, I really don’t fucking care.

Sopranos Update: Tony is having alot of panic attacks. Finds out about the cusion (Mr. Pink) wacking the new york boy. Jumps down his throat about it. The cousin swears it isnt him. Tony is forced to lie to cover for him to Jonny “sack”, needless to say Tony was none to pleased. Carmella tries to find a divorce lawyer, cuss she’s all pissed off that Tony wont talk to her after he boned her. None of them will work with her cuss of who Tony is. None want to take on the mob. Vito gets busted slobbin the security guys nob in the parking lot. Not something I really cared to see. Anyway, its Meadow’s b-friend that busts him, he freaks out cuss he’s scared shittless of the mob boys. Was kinda funny how he about cried into his panties over the whole thing.

If you don’t know some of these characters, click here.

My flight left SLC airport this morning at 5:40 am. Do you realize how early that means I had to be at the airport? 3 fucking 40 in the morning. As if I have ever gone to bed before 11 right? Who in their right mind schedules a fucking flight for 5:40 in the morning? What kind of twisted thinking is involved with this? However, I got sorta lucky this flight, I have a row to myself. Which means right now, my feet are kicked up, the laptop is on my lap, and I’ve got a soda and whatever the fuck this crackhead ‘snack pack’ has in it. Makes for a comfortable flight. If the asshole across the isle would close his fucking window, it would really help. The sunlight coming through has burned my retina’s so bad I think my eye color changed from greenish to ash-ish. Stewdar-ist.. or ‘plane server person’ is a little hottie. She’s just begging for the cock. I’d give her the right good seeing too. ; -)

And I should probably apologize to godoloju. If it wasn’t for him, this site would never get anywhere. And sometimes I am just a fucking retard. So.

Godoloju, sorry for annoying the living shit out of ya for a few days. I’ll buy ya a beer at defcon.

If you people want access to the members area, email me with a preferred username, password, and a email address that your willing to accept emails from the other members at. Until I get the wardriving section back up, its open enrollment. Once its up, the only way to gain membership will be donate to the wardriving, my wallet, or my porn collection of your sister/mother/wife/girlfriend. Oh, and if your a hot chick.. bj’s will work for gaining access to. Or if you have any other ‘good’ suggestions, email me.
Oh and I just finished my week off. If you wanted to hang out, and we didn’t get a chance. Hell, thats your fucking bad, tooo bad for you, na na na naaaa naaaaaaaa!! Looser. ;-)
~/Moose\~

W00t!! w00t!! Members section is up and running.

Ok, for those of you interested in being members. Until I get the wardriving section back up, email me, lemme know your interested and we’ll go from there.

As for the wardriving section. Its gonna be a while. Mat and I we’re looking around, talking about what I would really like the wardriving section to be. Yeah, its gonna be a bit. There is some really cool mapping software out there. REALLY cool mapping software. Example 1, example 2 (on the 2nd one, type in a city and state and then play with the map}.

So yeah, untill we get that where we want it, wardriving is down. Shouldn’t be more than a couple of months.

Members area: added the keegchat (version of the aimbot mat wrote) for members only. Say what you’d like, add links, post whatever, I don’t care. Also added pretty much all the pictures I currently have that I am willing to post on the internet.

And I am thinking about buying a new domain name. Something dedicated to wardriving. Mat and I talked about it for a bit. Any suggestions for a domain name? Hook me up if you think you’ve got a good one.
~/Moose\~