Author: keeg

I hear your from Pidgeon Point?

This happened today.  I bought this car 1 yr and 3 months ago with 135,000 miles on it.  What’s that… 15 months, 15k miles.. 1000 miles a month?  That doesn’t seem right.  I lost the majority of the data in my fuel app or I’d be able to double check that.  But for the last few weeks, my fuel app says I burn through roughly 400 miles every 6 days on average.   Maybe I bought it with 125k, but I’m almost positive that’s not true.

I want to hate this car.  Its stupid color and its stupid insinuations that I’m an old man.  Fuck this Camery.  That being said, I’m not sure I’ve ever had this nice of a car.  Fuck being old.

I’m stealing godoloju’s thunder a bit here with these images.  Pretty awesome stuff.  I’ve spent my whole life in Utah and have never seen one of these cats. Godoloju catches one on a hunting camera on like his second trip up.

Bigger than I expected.  I want one.

since we’re on the subject of cheap thrills

Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills)
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills)
But I don’t need no money

So keeg.org has been down for 2+ weeks. Not that any of you noticed.  I tried my damnedest to get the last droplet working again, never did figure out precisely what was wrong with it.  Whatever, I turned up a new instance, reinstalled WP and then added the db back.  Walla, keeg is working again.  WP, for being such a piece has some pretty neat features.

I set this server up considerably better than the last one.  Left the firewall and selinux on, configured logins for SSH, disabled root logins.  I’m trying to move the port, but so far I’ve been unsuccessful even though its a pretty simple procedure.  Its just not taking for some reason.  Once I get that in place, I’ll probably add fail2ban and some basic ddos protection.

I did add newrelic, google analytics, and uptimerobot.  See if I can’t do a better job of keeping it up and stable.

NMS – Damnit.

So the idea was to record every minute of No Man’s Sky.  To show what it really takes to upgrade your ship, get some bad ass weapons and own a solar system or 30.  After an hour of tweaking settings trying to get it to play without video issues I turned on I started recording and started up a brand new game.  I hadn’t really done anything in the earlier attempts while trying to get my video stable, so I’m basically retarded in this initial video.  I might set it up on my boy’s desktop, the only real difference would be desktop video vs laptop video, which is minimal.

Anyway, I’m still playing, I’m hoping for something awesome to happen.  So far, it has not been awesome.

  • Desperate for bag space
  • Quest chains are kinda difficult to follow.. would be nice to have a ‘quest’ window.
  • I’m still not sure I understand the equipment upgrades
  • I spawned onto a planet with trees, animals, shrubs, ores… I’ve been to 15 planets, and maybe 2 others had animal life, half have minimal shrubbery, I don’t think I’ve seen a tree since.

One more post for the day…

And galadriel has been busting her ass on the links. 

here ya go… 

Galadriel needs a date 

More than likely you can find at least one thing on this site that tastes like chicken 

eric conveys something 

The end of somethings aweful 

Someone get me this software… 

still no optional tazer attachment 

Can you say ew… 

Don’t forget the www.votingcatholic.com 

ding dong the $$$ grubbing whore is gone! 

he can lick my balls.. so can Moore 

Ok, I forgot why I hate Bush 

Still no Gotti however 

12ry old pimp, pimping 8yr olds. (these fuckers sold out, you have to run IE to get the video on this, at least I did)

Go on, take the money and run

So, for those of you that I haven’t whined to yet. I screwed up. While in my super intellegent web design ‘mode’. I managed to delete around 30+ hours of godoloju’s code. So…
Godoloju is cool, I am a loser
Godoloju is smart, I am dumb
Godoloju has a big wang, I have a little one
Godoloju is pretty, I should be on fugly.com
Godoloju has friends, I have people that secretly wish I was dead
Godoloju gives it, I take it
Godoloju is a man, I’m a sissy bitch
Seriously, I feel super bad. I am hoping a public apology will make me feel a little better.

Next… small update to the weekend boredom pics.

Texas girl kills sleeping mother (thanks galadriel)
Salem schools mentioned in Iraq papers (thanks galadriel)
Disks in Iraq hold details about U.S. schools (thanks galadriel)

I have a bunch more links to post… but I can’t get to them at work, so I’ll add them to the thread later today.

Your a liberal weenie, Im a right wing diiickhead!!


So, some new things are happening.

I’ve added a few accounts to the photos section, new people can now upload. Also has a hidden section for avatars if you’d like to put yours up on the site for faster indexing. If you want in on this, lemme know.

Also, once again, if you would like a keeg.org email address, just lemme know, easy to setup, and allows hugh emails.

Notice the new link the right, site stats, it will pop up a little ‘security’ question, just hit yes or ok. Now you all can see the ‘growth’ of keeg.org on your own. If you have a question as to what all those ‘stats’ mean, click the link at the bottom of the window it pops up, says Webalizer.

If you haven’t seen these, you need to.. props to JibJab.com and atom.com for hosting them.
This Land
Good to be in D.C.

Martha Stewart actually is doing her jail time. +4 point on her respect level. heh, she’s almost in the positives now!

The keeg.org forums are blowing up. Always a good thing.

Oh, and if you’d like an offsite backup location, lemme know, its yours.

Its bullshit that prostitution is illegal

ok, first off. I know that some of you consider yourselves my friends. So why is it then, that your not introducing me to the ‘head givers’ that you know. DAMNIT, I NEED HEAD. K, so now that I’ve stated that, you have 3 hours… get me head.

Next on my list of demands…. wait… just next…

keeg.org, my little corner of the net, proving once again, that I am cool, and you ‘non-haveing-real=web-space’ ass’s should be worshipping me. So kneel. Worship THIS.

But yeah, seriously, keeg.org….. nothing here works, deal… i have 5 sites to get up and running asap, and i haven’t got a hole lotta time to get it done. So deal.. but hey, at least i have something back here right… RIGHT!

Email me with your bitchin’ and moanin’s and then go fuck yourself. heh.. god I really can be an onery bastage huh.

p.fucking.s. i dont like the way this looks.. yes i will be changing it… but i have to come up with a new fucking design…. so dont expect too much

DEFCON!!!

So the way I figure it, there are three types of people that come to my site. Lovers and Ex-Lovers, Friends, and Them. For those of you who don’t know, Them refers to that secret society of the illuminati that are desperately trying to ruin my life. I know what your thinking, your thinking “Paranoid Freak”, or “Complete, COMPLETE MORON”. But I tell you its true. Their out there. I see them peering into my windows when I am masterbating. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that Them have some sort of sick twisted fantasy with me, neked, on the couch (that ya stick too when ya be’s neked on it) watching some young gob guzzulin mulitiple penetration hoe get it from 6 angles. Yes, I said six. I gots the good porn.

So, did ya get a mental image of me jerkin my shit? Did ya now that I told ya too? Told ya, you might as well call me daddy.

DefCon 12 starts TOMMORROW!!! Mat and I are headed down tonight, gonna get there as the sun rises and start the partin. And then around 2ish we pick up Davey McChode from the airport, and he starts the partin’ with us, around 3-3:30ish we get to check into the hotel…. prolly get a couple hrs of much needed sleep and then GEEK.

The amount of geekin’ will be gargantuan. Children will cry. Angels will fall. Devils will quit poking people. Strippers will loose MONEY!!! Chad will find his penis!!!!

Sometime Friday night Stan shows. This is when I am assuming the party should really get started. By then we should have the camcorder set up, the parabolic dish slowly mircowaving the neighbors and our own power circuit and OC-48 pulled into the hotel room.

I am guessing we’ll have about 10 computers. 1 camcorder. 3 digital cameras. 1 webcam (which i am going to try real hard to get setup asap). And four sexually frusterated broke guys in a hotel room. Admit it, your jealous.

Goals For DefCon:

– Come Home Alive

– Finish Slimserv.com

– Get something solid up for DeviantSociety

– Get Kelly’s PC working Correctly

– Win 37.5Million Dollars at the craps table (the .5 is for the rest of you, so that we dont have to listen to you whine)

– Leave Vegas without warrents

– Get my ass licked.

– Make it home with a $35 hooker tied in the trunk. (see, the trick on this one is actually getting home)

– Finish getting the server ready to take customers.

– Enjoy the fuck outta DefCon

I will try to throw up updates randomly throughout the week. Keep ya’ll updated. And then at the end of the week we will take a look at the goals and see what we did and did not accomplish.

Sickness el Reyna

Unfortunately with my new truck came a new problem.
We’ll call it the ‘Sickness el Reyna’.

See, I bought my new truck. And it has a few problems and a few things that I want to change. Let me list them here quickly.
– When parked and idle-ing, stinks o’ gas
– engine light comes one randomly
– doesn’t have a straight axle in the front
– semi bald tires in the back
– no spare, jack, little spare ‘dropper’ arm

And so far, with every spare second of time I have had, I have spent researching these issues online and figuring out how to fix them. Also, I’ve been looking at a lot of 4 wheel drive mods for my truck. Hell, I even have a small part of me that is thinking about swapping out the engine.
point o’ interest ‘sickness el reyna’ or http://www.wasatchoffroad.com
do you understand what I am getting at here?
let me put it this way………. I had about 5 hrs in the hotel last night, Jacuzzi tub, hbo, skin-i-max, showme time, and high speed internet…… and i didn’t find time to look at porn online. just Toyota parts.
I almost didn’t even get in the Jacuzzi tub….
someone help me please.. I’m sinking… sinking… sinking…

~/Moose\~