Some cowraping beefteeth muther fucker…

So, some assfucking turd burger tried to steal my fucking truck last night. No shit. Tore the fucking steering column apart. Fucked up the ignition. Cut a bunch of fucking wires. And managed to get the truck around the corner and into the middle of 8th south before the steering column locked up. He nearly hit a fucking car. Thank god he didn’t or i’d be fixing that as well.
So yeah, I called, to get the ignition, I am looking at $200 to the dealer, and $50 to have it shipped from Korea or some such shit. And then, sense he cut the wires, instead of unplugging them, there’s a possibility that he shorted the ignition ‘something or other’ out, and also that ‘thingymagig’ both which are

Dealer: Kinda expensive
Me: How expensive
Dealer: Like 4 high priced hookers and a pound of your finest white dust expensive
Me: I would rather spend it on that
Dealer: Me too.

So, I am buying a new truck. Should get a call from the bank sometime tonight on whether or not I got the loan. They said it looked positive. And I think I found a good truck. V6, Toyota 4 Runner, 89, 2″ Body Lift, interior/exterior clean, high mileage $2995 asking price.
Hell, who knows, maybe the toothless redneck wetback that tried to steal my truck did a good thing, it’ll force me into a truck that I want.
Fuck.

~/Moose\~

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