Category: restored

One more post for the day…

And galadriel has been busting her ass on the links. 

here ya go… 

Galadriel needs a date 

More than likely you can find at least one thing on this site that tastes like chicken 

eric conveys something 

The end of somethings aweful 

Someone get me this software… 

still no optional tazer attachment 

Can you say ew… 

Don’t forget the www.votingcatholic.com 

ding dong the $$$ grubbing whore is gone! 

he can lick my balls.. so can Moore 

Ok, I forgot why I hate Bush 

Still no Gotti however 

12ry old pimp, pimping 8yr olds. (these fuckers sold out, you have to run IE to get the video on this, at least I did)

Michael Moore facing the crazy Mormons

The controversy over Michael Moore speaking in Orem, seems to me, a classic example of mormons putting on the blinders and getting through life. I have never understood what this is about… when I was about 14 I figured out that there really were other religions in the world, and that the LDS church was in the minority in the world. It really blew me away and pissed me off. The LDS church doesn’t preach ignorance, but they seem to practice it. A classic problem of arming people with religion. 

Sean Hannity spoke at UVSC, where they hoped to bring political balance to the coming of Michael Moore. Evidently two nut job’s is considered balance. Although I must say that Hannity is a bright young right wing dickhead. 

Any way, I saw some sound bites of Hannity’s speech, I guess they chose sound bites to make him sound like an idiot? I haven’t been able to find a recording of the speech in it’s entirety… You can listen to the news cast that he endorsed on his website. (must have real one player, which by the way is a total pain in the ass to get) 

http://tv.ksl.com/index.php?sid=125502&nid=8 

Fahrenheit 10/20 (City Weekly Article) 

Anti-Hannity Rally at UVSC 

The sound bite I heard on TV was Hannity going on about how Moore won’t show up to debate him, as if Michael doesn’t have better things to do… reminds me of the posters around campus that I see saying, “If you wear jeans on Tuesday you support gay rights”, it’s just stupid. 

Michael Moore Should Be Prosecuted! 

[migop.org] 

[michaelmoore.com]

Why are people so heated about this stuff? They do not think that they can explain their point of view and have people listen? 

Any one have an extra ticket to see Moore?

Go on, take the money and run

So, for those of you that I haven’t whined to yet. I screwed up. While in my super intellegent web design ‘mode’. I managed to delete around 30+ hours of godoloju’s code. So…
Godoloju is cool, I am a loser
Godoloju is smart, I am dumb
Godoloju has a big wang, I have a little one
Godoloju is pretty, I should be on fugly.com
Godoloju has friends, I have people that secretly wish I was dead
Godoloju gives it, I take it
Godoloju is a man, I’m a sissy bitch
Seriously, I feel super bad. I am hoping a public apology will make me feel a little better.

Next… small update to the weekend boredom pics.

Texas girl kills sleeping mother (thanks galadriel)
Salem schools mentioned in Iraq papers (thanks galadriel)
Disks in Iraq hold details about U.S. schools (thanks galadriel)

I have a bunch more links to post… but I can’t get to them at work, so I’ll add them to the thread later today.

Joe really went to Iraq (or nevada, hard to tell)

Pictures of Joe in Iraq
Prawn Sandwich Clock
xulplanet, xul, a mozilla GUI markup langauge (my friends website)
Woman fined for posting nude pictures
AOL putting out their own browser? PLEASE DON’T!
My Tery Cloth Hat!!!

I stuck all the events I posted yesterday into the “Conventions, Concerts” Forum.

So evidently every one hates the Dresden Dolls, or me.
How about Skinny Puppy… Otep?
COME ON PEOPLE!

Your a liberal weenie, Im a right wing diiickhead!!


So, some new things are happening.

I’ve added a few accounts to the photos section, new people can now upload. Also has a hidden section for avatars if you’d like to put yours up on the site for faster indexing. If you want in on this, lemme know.

Also, once again, if you would like a keeg.org email address, just lemme know, easy to setup, and allows hugh emails.

Notice the new link the right, site stats, it will pop up a little ‘security’ question, just hit yes or ok. Now you all can see the ‘growth’ of keeg.org on your own. If you have a question as to what all those ‘stats’ mean, click the link at the bottom of the window it pops up, says Webalizer.

If you haven’t seen these, you need to.. props to JibJab.com and atom.com for hosting them.
This Land
Good to be in D.C.

Martha Stewart actually is doing her jail time. +4 point on her respect level. heh, she’s almost in the positives now!

The keeg.org forums are blowing up. Always a good thing.

Oh, and if you’d like an offsite backup location, lemme know, its yours.

Its bullshit that prostitution is illegal

ok, first off. I know that some of you consider yourselves my friends. So why is it then, that your not introducing me to the ‘head givers’ that you know. DAMNIT, I NEED HEAD. K, so now that I’ve stated that, you have 3 hours… get me head.

Next on my list of demands…. wait… just next…

keeg.org, my little corner of the net, proving once again, that I am cool, and you ‘non-haveing-real=web-space’ ass’s should be worshipping me. So kneel. Worship THIS.

But yeah, seriously, keeg.org….. nothing here works, deal… i have 5 sites to get up and running asap, and i haven’t got a hole lotta time to get it done. So deal.. but hey, at least i have something back here right… RIGHT!

Email me with your bitchin’ and moanin’s and then go fuck yourself. heh.. god I really can be an onery bastage huh.

p.fucking.s. i dont like the way this looks.. yes i will be changing it… but i have to come up with a new fucking design…. so dont expect too much

DEFCON!!!

So the way I figure it, there are three types of people that come to my site. Lovers and Ex-Lovers, Friends, and Them. For those of you who don’t know, Them refers to that secret society of the illuminati that are desperately trying to ruin my life. I know what your thinking, your thinking “Paranoid Freak”, or “Complete, COMPLETE MORON”. But I tell you its true. Their out there. I see them peering into my windows when I am masterbating. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that Them have some sort of sick twisted fantasy with me, neked, on the couch (that ya stick too when ya be’s neked on it) watching some young gob guzzulin mulitiple penetration hoe get it from 6 angles. Yes, I said six. I gots the good porn.

So, did ya get a mental image of me jerkin my shit? Did ya now that I told ya too? Told ya, you might as well call me daddy.

DefCon 12 starts TOMMORROW!!! Mat and I are headed down tonight, gonna get there as the sun rises and start the partin. And then around 2ish we pick up Davey McChode from the airport, and he starts the partin’ with us, around 3-3:30ish we get to check into the hotel…. prolly get a couple hrs of much needed sleep and then GEEK.

The amount of geekin’ will be gargantuan. Children will cry. Angels will fall. Devils will quit poking people. Strippers will loose MONEY!!! Chad will find his penis!!!!

Sometime Friday night Stan shows. This is when I am assuming the party should really get started. By then we should have the camcorder set up, the parabolic dish slowly mircowaving the neighbors and our own power circuit and OC-48 pulled into the hotel room.

I am guessing we’ll have about 10 computers. 1 camcorder. 3 digital cameras. 1 webcam (which i am going to try real hard to get setup asap). And four sexually frusterated broke guys in a hotel room. Admit it, your jealous.

Goals For DefCon:

– Come Home Alive

– Finish Slimserv.com

– Get something solid up for DeviantSociety

– Get Kelly’s PC working Correctly

– Win 37.5Million Dollars at the craps table (the .5 is for the rest of you, so that we dont have to listen to you whine)

– Leave Vegas without warrents

– Get my ass licked.

– Make it home with a $35 hooker tied in the trunk. (see, the trick on this one is actually getting home)

– Finish getting the server ready to take customers.

– Enjoy the fuck outta DefCon

I will try to throw up updates randomly throughout the week. Keep ya’ll updated. And then at the end of the week we will take a look at the goals and see what we did and did not accomplish.

I think its around 5:30 in the morning….

and I haven’t slept a wink yet. The neighbors two doors down have their music turned up so loud that it woke my boy up around three. Right about the time i thougth I would crash. So now he’s sleeping in my bed because you can’t hear it in there for whatever reason… and i am stuck to sleeping on the couch… yeah, that doesn’t work so well.

I would go complain, but i kinda feel that it would be a bit hypocritical…. considering all of the nights that I was part to keeping the neighbors up… i guess this is ‘paying my dues’.

I am changing colors around on my site… if you hadn’t already noticed…. we’ll see how it turns out.

~/Moose\~

Don’t Mess With Texas.

Have I ever told you that I love Texas? In fact, I think it’s become my all time favorite state. Taking the place of Nebraska. Chad kept defending Texas. I wouldn’t believe him. I kept trying to tell him why Texas wasn’t that nice. How it was not cool. But, I am finally convinced. And let me tell you why.
1. I love the fact that there are three temperatures in Texas. Miserably hot, miserably humid, and miserably hot and humid.
2. I realize that the federal government made the ridicules law. However, I love the fact that Texas perfected it. A seat belt ticket is not $50 (like Utah), not $75, hell not even $100, no, it’s an ass tearing $125.
3. I love the fact that 20 miles following the east border of the state is kind of pretty. Nice trees, lots of them, everything is green. How about the other 880 miles of the state? You’re lucky to find plant life. Just dirt, and oil pumps.
4. I love the fact that when your running out of gas, you can’t stop at a gas station without getting flashbacks of the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or that Chevy Chase movie, with the scary rednecks.
5. I love the originality of the people in Texas. Every fifth car does not have a “Don’t Mess With Texas” sticker in their window.
6. I love the Alamo. Ever been to the Alamo? For those of you who have, you know what I am talking about. I made better forts for my G.I. Joe’s when I was 8.
7. I love the “Big as Texas” slogans on everything. Its not the biggest state, not even close. Its second. And check the map, it fits over twice in Alaska. Don’t give me that crap about “Continental United States”. I can say, “It should have stayed part of the Continental Mexican Republic”.
8. And the last thing that I just love about Texas, the fact that the people here can look past all of these wonderful things I have just pointed out. And be belligerent, ignorant, and blind to the fact that Texas isn’t the greatest state ever. Ask any one of them, they’ll defend it to the death.
Am I ‘Messin’ with Texas”? Oh no.
Fuck Texas, fuck Texas in its hairy, deformed from in-breeding, “big as Texas” ass.
Now, Chad, before you write me a naaaasty email about this, understand that this is all in good fun, and that I am not attacking you. Just everything you believe, and love. ;-)

~/Moose\~