Go on, take the money and run

So, for those of you that I haven’t whined to yet. I screwed up. While in my super intellegent web design ‘mode’. I managed to delete around 30+ hours of godoloju’s code. So…
Godoloju is cool, I am a loser
Godoloju is smart, I am dumb
Godoloju has a big wang, I have a little one
Godoloju is pretty, I should be on fugly.com
Godoloju has friends, I have people that secretly wish I was dead
Godoloju gives it, I take it
Godoloju is a man, I’m a sissy bitch
Seriously, I feel super bad. I am hoping a public apology will make me feel a little better.

Next… small update to the weekend boredom pics.

Texas girl kills sleeping mother (thanks galadriel)
Salem schools mentioned in Iraq papers (thanks galadriel)
Disks in Iraq hold details about U.S. schools (thanks galadriel)

I have a bunch more links to post… but I can’t get to them at work, so I’ll add them to the thread later today.

Joe really went to Iraq (or nevada, hard to tell)

Pictures of Joe in Iraq
Prawn Sandwich Clock
xulplanet, xul, a mozilla GUI markup langauge (my friends website)
Woman fined for posting nude pictures
AOL putting out their own browser? PLEASE DON’T!
My Tery Cloth Hat!!!

I stuck all the events I posted yesterday into the “Conventions, Concerts” Forum.

So evidently every one hates the Dresden Dolls, or me.
How about Skinny Puppy… Otep?
COME ON PEOPLE!

Your a liberal weenie, Im a right wing diiickhead!!


So, some new things are happening.

I’ve added a few accounts to the photos section, new people can now upload. Also has a hidden section for avatars if you’d like to put yours up on the site for faster indexing. If you want in on this, lemme know.

Also, once again, if you would like a keeg.org email address, just lemme know, easy to setup, and allows hugh emails.

Notice the new link the right, site stats, it will pop up a little ‘security’ question, just hit yes or ok. Now you all can see the ‘growth’ of keeg.org on your own. If you have a question as to what all those ‘stats’ mean, click the link at the bottom of the window it pops up, says Webalizer.

If you haven’t seen these, you need to.. props to JibJab.com and atom.com for hosting them.
This Land
Good to be in D.C.

Martha Stewart actually is doing her jail time. +4 point on her respect level. heh, she’s almost in the positives now!

The keeg.org forums are blowing up. Always a good thing.

Oh, and if you’d like an offsite backup location, lemme know, its yours.

Its bullshit that prostitution is illegal

ok, first off. I know that some of you consider yourselves my friends. So why is it then, that your not introducing me to the ‘head givers’ that you know. DAMNIT, I NEED HEAD. K, so now that I’ve stated that, you have 3 hours… get me head.

Next on my list of demands…. wait… just next…

keeg.org, my little corner of the net, proving once again, that I am cool, and you ‘non-haveing-real=web-space’ ass’s should be worshipping me. So kneel. Worship THIS.

But yeah, seriously, keeg.org….. nothing here works, deal… i have 5 sites to get up and running asap, and i haven’t got a hole lotta time to get it done. So deal.. but hey, at least i have something back here right… RIGHT!

Email me with your bitchin’ and moanin’s and then go fuck yourself. heh.. god I really can be an onery bastage huh.

p.fucking.s. i dont like the way this looks.. yes i will be changing it… but i have to come up with a new fucking design…. so dont expect too much

DEFCON!!!

So the way I figure it, there are three types of people that come to my site. Lovers and Ex-Lovers, Friends, and Them. For those of you who don’t know, Them refers to that secret society of the illuminati that are desperately trying to ruin my life. I know what your thinking, your thinking “Paranoid Freak”, or “Complete, COMPLETE MORON”. But I tell you its true. Their out there. I see them peering into my windows when I am masterbating. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that Them have some sort of sick twisted fantasy with me, neked, on the couch (that ya stick too when ya be’s neked on it) watching some young gob guzzulin mulitiple penetration hoe get it from 6 angles. Yes, I said six. I gots the good porn.

So, did ya get a mental image of me jerkin my shit? Did ya now that I told ya too? Told ya, you might as well call me daddy.

DefCon 12 starts TOMMORROW!!! Mat and I are headed down tonight, gonna get there as the sun rises and start the partin. And then around 2ish we pick up Davey McChode from the airport, and he starts the partin’ with us, around 3-3:30ish we get to check into the hotel…. prolly get a couple hrs of much needed sleep and then GEEK.

The amount of geekin’ will be gargantuan. Children will cry. Angels will fall. Devils will quit poking people. Strippers will loose MONEY!!! Chad will find his penis!!!!

Sometime Friday night Stan shows. This is when I am assuming the party should really get started. By then we should have the camcorder set up, the parabolic dish slowly mircowaving the neighbors and our own power circuit and OC-48 pulled into the hotel room.

I am guessing we’ll have about 10 computers. 1 camcorder. 3 digital cameras. 1 webcam (which i am going to try real hard to get setup asap). And four sexually frusterated broke guys in a hotel room. Admit it, your jealous.

Goals For DefCon:

– Come Home Alive

– Finish Slimserv.com

– Get something solid up for DeviantSociety

– Get Kelly’s PC working Correctly

– Win 37.5Million Dollars at the craps table (the .5 is for the rest of you, so that we dont have to listen to you whine)

– Leave Vegas without warrents

– Get my ass licked.

– Make it home with a $35 hooker tied in the trunk. (see, the trick on this one is actually getting home)

– Finish getting the server ready to take customers.

– Enjoy the fuck outta DefCon

I will try to throw up updates randomly throughout the week. Keep ya’ll updated. And then at the end of the week we will take a look at the goals and see what we did and did not accomplish.

Sickness el Reyna

Unfortunately with my new truck came a new problem.
We’ll call it the ‘Sickness el Reyna’.

See, I bought my new truck. And it has a few problems and a few things that I want to change. Let me list them here quickly.
– When parked and idle-ing, stinks o’ gas
– engine light comes one randomly
– doesn’t have a straight axle in the front
– semi bald tires in the back
– no spare, jack, little spare ‘dropper’ arm

And so far, with every spare second of time I have had, I have spent researching these issues online and figuring out how to fix them. Also, I’ve been looking at a lot of 4 wheel drive mods for my truck. Hell, I even have a small part of me that is thinking about swapping out the engine.
point o’ interest ‘sickness el reyna’ or http://www.wasatchoffroad.com
do you understand what I am getting at here?
let me put it this way………. I had about 5 hrs in the hotel last night, Jacuzzi tub, hbo, skin-i-max, showme time, and high speed internet…… and i didn’t find time to look at porn online. just Toyota parts.
I almost didn’t even get in the Jacuzzi tub….
someone help me please.. I’m sinking… sinking… sinking…

~/Moose\~

My New Truck Fucking Rocks!!!

So, I haven’t updated in nearly a week. Blow me. Been kinda a weird week.

Got my new truck. Pictures of it here.

I absolutely love it. Ask anyone who knows me real well. I have wanted this exact truck for like 7 or 8 years. I just could never afford one, or the time wasn’t right, or I was being ‘too cautious’. But now I have it, its gonna make it so I don’t have a dime for defcon. But I have it.

I should probably find the mutherfucker who broke into my Mazda…. and shake his mutherfuckin hand. Buy him a cigar or some such shit. Ass head forced me into getting the truck of my dreams. heh… figures.

So whats new with me… nothing really, I can’t modivate myself past working on my new truck. I have no idea what I am going to do with my old one. I don’t want to give it to the junker people, but I only have 30 days to get rid of it, or I have to insure it.

I suppose I could get ‘parking’ insurance on it until I decide what to do with it. Or find someone to buy it. I just hate sending a running truck to the junkyard.

Sopranos Update: No Sopranos this week, damnit. FUCKING HOLIDAY.

Gonna be in Nashville this coming week, and it sounds like Chicago the next. Need anything?

~/Moose\~

Some cowraping beefteeth muther fucker…

So, some assfucking turd burger tried to steal my fucking truck last night. No shit. Tore the fucking steering column apart. Fucked up the ignition. Cut a bunch of fucking wires. And managed to get the truck around the corner and into the middle of 8th south before the steering column locked up. He nearly hit a fucking car. Thank god he didn’t or i’d be fixing that as well.
So yeah, I called, to get the ignition, I am looking at $200 to the dealer, and $50 to have it shipped from Korea or some such shit. And then, sense he cut the wires, instead of unplugging them, there’s a possibility that he shorted the ignition ‘something or other’ out, and also that ‘thingymagig’ both which are

Dealer: Kinda expensive
Me: How expensive
Dealer: Like 4 high priced hookers and a pound of your finest white dust expensive
Me: I would rather spend it on that
Dealer: Me too.

So, I am buying a new truck. Should get a call from the bank sometime tonight on whether or not I got the loan. They said it looked positive. And I think I found a good truck. V6, Toyota 4 Runner, 89, 2″ Body Lift, interior/exterior clean, high mileage $2995 asking price.
Hell, who knows, maybe the toothless redneck wetback that tried to steal my truck did a good thing, it’ll force me into a truck that I want.
Fuck.

~/Moose\~

My head looks like a tomato….

Yeah, so I’ve spent the last two days on top of a metal roof, in the sun. Being a redhead, yeah, my head looks like a tomato, and feels like a burnt tomato.

TV sucks. Nearly as much as me trying to learn perl. This fucking language is killing me. I will get it eventually however.

Updates:Fourms!! I got them working. Enjoy. And I changed my mind, if your not a member I don’t care, you can still be a member to the forums. That is if you don’t piss me off.

In Cali this week. However too fucking far from either the beach or tijuana to have any fun. Bullshit. I don’t really know why my boss sent me out here. He usually gives me 5 or 6 sites to fix. This week, 1.
————– update @ 11:10am —————————-
oh yeah, and I added some pics to the 365[dead link]

and some more to the Camera Phone Pix[dead link]

~/Moose\~