searching for knowledge one finds sorrow

Is there a santa?So one of my Xmas presents was a Amazon Echo.  I pulled it out last night while there were a few guys over.  Mind you, this is five nearly 40 year old men, most with children, and one or two you might call “mature”.

Comad I think needs more sex, he seemed to be overly focused on semen and the mating rituals of body-less AI’s. I think Godoloju managed the best responses from the Alexia, but I think he was cheating, looking up questions.

screenshotI’m not sure if it was Buddah or Usuaggie, but one of these two jackasses attempted to order me five brand new fleshlights.  Somehow Alexia got the order wrong (could it have been me screaming “NO” while 4 asshats all screamed “Yes” that messed it up?), and ordered me Knobble’s instead.  But put a password on that shit real quick.

And finally, a little share from MandyPantSuit-  Wil Wheaton And The Unicorn Kitteh Of Death!

Quote: “Oh Bad Karma Never Take Ye Ah Hot Burnin Burnin Big Dollar On My Jizz”

Looks like hektik.org might be done for realzies.  As I said to the Standroid at 5:45a this morning, this feels like the end of an era.  I’ll dig through some old photos later and see if I can put together a story or two. Maybe.

Shopping List:

And Robert Half released their 2016-2017 Technology Salary guide.  Get it here.

I hear your from Pidgeon Point?

This happened today.  I bought this car 1 yr and 3 months ago with 135,000 miles on it.  What’s that… 15 months, 15k miles.. 1000 miles a month?  That doesn’t seem right.  I lost the majority of the data in my fuel app or I’d be able to double check that.  But for the last few weeks, my fuel app says I burn through roughly 400 miles every 6 days on average.   Maybe I bought it with 125k, but I’m almost positive that’s not true.

I want to hate this car.  Its stupid color and its stupid insinuations that I’m an old man.  Fuck this Camery.  That being said, I’m not sure I’ve ever had this nice of a car.  Fuck being old.

I’m stealing godoloju’s thunder a bit here with these images.  Pretty awesome stuff.  I’ve spent my whole life in Utah and have never seen one of these cats. Godoloju catches one on a hunting camera on like his second trip up.

Bigger than I expected.  I want one.

since we’re on the subject of cheap thrills

Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills)
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills)
But I don’t need no money

So keeg.org has been down for 2+ weeks. Not that any of you noticed.  I tried my damnedest to get the last droplet working again, never did figure out precisely what was wrong with it.  Whatever, I turned up a new instance, reinstalled WP and then added the db back.  Walla, keeg is working again.  WP, for being such a piece has some pretty neat features.

I set this server up considerably better than the last one.  Left the firewall and selinux on, configured logins for SSH, disabled root logins.  I’m trying to move the port, but so far I’ve been unsuccessful even though its a pretty simple procedure.  Its just not taking for some reason.  Once I get that in place, I’ll probably add fail2ban and some basic ddos protection.

I did add newrelic, google analytics, and uptimerobot.  See if I can’t do a better job of keeping it up and stable.

NMS – Damnit.

So the idea was to record every minute of No Man’s Sky.  To show what it really takes to upgrade your ship, get some bad ass weapons and own a solar system or 30.  After an hour of tweaking settings trying to get it to play without video issues I turned on I started recording and started up a brand new game.  I hadn’t really done anything in the earlier attempts while trying to get my video stable, so I’m basically retarded in this initial video.  I might set it up on my boy’s desktop, the only real difference would be desktop video vs laptop video, which is minimal.

Anyway, I’m still playing, I’m hoping for something awesome to happen.  So far, it has not been awesome.

  • Desperate for bag space
  • Quest chains are kinda difficult to follow.. would be nice to have a ‘quest’ window.
  • I’m still not sure I understand the equipment upgrades
  • I spawned onto a planet with trees, animals, shrubs, ores… I’ve been to 15 planets, and maybe 2 others had animal life, half have minimal shrubbery, I don’t think I’ve seen a tree since.

One more post for the day…

And galadriel has been busting her ass on the links. 

here ya go… 

Galadriel needs a date 

More than likely you can find at least one thing on this site that tastes like chicken 

eric conveys something 

The end of somethings aweful 

Someone get me this software… 

still no optional tazer attachment 

Can you say ew… 

Don’t forget the www.votingcatholic.com 

ding dong the $$$ grubbing whore is gone! 

he can lick my balls.. so can Moore 

Ok, I forgot why I hate Bush 

Still no Gotti however 

12ry old pimp, pimping 8yr olds. (these fuckers sold out, you have to run IE to get the video on this, at least I did)

Michael Moore facing the crazy Mormons

The controversy over Michael Moore speaking in Orem, seems to me, a classic example of mormons putting on the blinders and getting through life. I have never understood what this is about… when I was about 14 I figured out that there really were other religions in the world, and that the LDS church was in the minority in the world. It really blew me away and pissed me off. The LDS church doesn’t preach ignorance, but they seem to practice it. A classic problem of arming people with religion. 

Sean Hannity spoke at UVSC, where they hoped to bring political balance to the coming of Michael Moore. Evidently two nut job’s is considered balance. Although I must say that Hannity is a bright young right wing dickhead. 

Any way, I saw some sound bites of Hannity’s speech, I guess they chose sound bites to make him sound like an idiot? I haven’t been able to find a recording of the speech in it’s entirety… You can listen to the news cast that he endorsed on his website. (must have real one player, which by the way is a total pain in the ass to get) 

http://tv.ksl.com/index.php?sid=125502&nid=8 

Fahrenheit 10/20 (City Weekly Article) 

Anti-Hannity Rally at UVSC 

The sound bite I heard on TV was Hannity going on about how Moore won’t show up to debate him, as if Michael doesn’t have better things to do… reminds me of the posters around campus that I see saying, “If you wear jeans on Tuesday you support gay rights”, it’s just stupid. 

Michael Moore Should Be Prosecuted! 

[migop.org] 

[michaelmoore.com]

Why are people so heated about this stuff? They do not think that they can explain their point of view and have people listen? 

Any one have an extra ticket to see Moore?