Jan 112017
 

  • You have to have an account on keeg.org
  • You have nothing better to do.
  • Submit your screenshots to me.
  • highest score on Jan 1st, 2018 – gets to be king of the Internets for a month.

 

 Posted by at 11:43 am
Jan 072017
 

So one of my Xmas presents was a Amazon Echo.  I pulled it out last night while there were a few guys over.  Mind you, this is five nearly 40 year old men, most with children, and one or two you might call “mature”.  

Comad I think needs more sex, he seemed to be overly focused on semen and the mating rituals of body-less AI’s. I think Godoloju managed the best responses from the Alexia, but I think he was cheating, looking up questions.  

I’m not sure if it was Buddah or Usuaggie, but one of these two jackasses attempted to order me five brand new fleshlights.  Somehow Alexia got the order wrong (could it have been me screaming “NO” while 4 asshats all screamed “Yes” that messed it up?), and ordered me Knobble’s instead.  But put a password on that shit real quick.

And finally, a little share from MandyPantSuit-  Wil Wheaton And The Unicorn Kitteh Of Death! 

 Posted by at 7:47 pm
Dec 262016
 

Merry xmas bishes.

  

I started the day with a lil Chaterbate (NSFW) and bratwurst & eggs.  Attempted some RimWorld w/o success for about 6 hours while it continued to snow and then attempted to dig my car out in the early afternoon.  My xmas morning didn’t actually happen until nearly 7:15p, and honestly I don’t think I could have asked for a better day.  Spoiled my kid rotten (cuss someone has too), and ate my weight in all bad (as in good?) things.

Godoloju came down after putting his kids to bed to have a drink and bullshit.  We ended up watching a stack of 21 Pilots videos, I think we both realized that we like them more than either of us had realized.  I know for a fact that I learned that about four songs I dig are all 21 pilot songs.  Surprised I didn’t put it together sooner.

For your entertainment purposes

P.S – JFrosty, upped yer privledges, you should be able to post now if you want to.  Ping me here if you want to post images, I’ll need to set some things up.

 Posted by at 1:09 am
Sep 262016
 

Looks like hektik.org might be done for realzies.  As I said to the Standroid at 5:45a this morning, this feels like the end of an era.  I’ll dig through some old photos later and see if I can put together a story or two. Maybe.

Shopping List:

And Robert Half released their 2016-2017 Technology Salary guide.  Get it here.

 Posted by at 12:23 am
Sep 162016
 

This happened today.  I bought this car 1 yr and 3 months ago with 135,000 miles on it.  What’s that… 15 months, 15k miles.. 1000 miles a month?  That doesn’t seem right.  I lost the majority of the data in my fuel app or I’d be able to double check that.  But for the last few weeks, my fuel app says I burn through roughly 400 miles every 6 days on average.   Maybe I bought it with 125k, but I’m almost positive that’s not true.

I want to hate this car.  Its stupid color and its stupid insinuations that I’m an old man.  Fuck this Camery.  That being said, I’m not sure I’ve ever had this nice of a car.  Fuck being old.

I’m stealing godoloju’s thunder a bit here with these images.  Pretty awesome stuff.  I’ve spent my whole life in Utah and have never seen one of these cats. Godoloju catches one on a hunting camera on like his second trip up.

Bigger than I expected.  I want one.

 Posted by at 9:22 pm